Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 221

One of Thamesdown's latest double deckers, at the Bristol Harbourside Rally in May. This picture by and used with the kind permission of Rob McCaffery, who's excellent Transport Illustrated site is highly recommended, click here for more.

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. Dad's at home because he's been naughty and called Mummy a rude word.

9. Champagne would be good, tea would be better.

8. I have to get by somehow, if that means I have to sell pieces of the collection, so be it.

7. Jane hasn't a sympathetic bone in her body, she leaves Anne Robinson cold.

6. Call him Mr Vain, I remember that.

5. Her hair turned blue, her jeans pink and her face the colour of shame.

4. She's just got divorced, is 40ish and she keeps dressing like a 12 year-old, leave it love!

3. Everyone's got a cold, or is thinking of getting one.

2. The best weather's next week, we're going to suspend the seasons for a few days.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Bring her if you want, but I won't speak to her, offer her any food and she better come with taxi fare home.

Overheard something we've missed? Then email swindoncentric@gmail.com or leave a comment and your phrase could make it onto next weeks list!