Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 276

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10. So I sent him a message to tell him to stop messaging me.

9. Don't judge a book by it's digitally-generated cover.

8. The streets are so narrow you couldn't squeeze a ferret down it.

7. Just because he dresses like a twat, that doesn't mean he's going to be all sweetness and light.

6. A cheque, a cheque, where are you from, the 17th century?

5. When she smiles, it looks like she's got a mouthful of piano keys.

4. Prove that I've not got any underpants on, right now.

3. Your phone never works properly, where did you get it, Wilkinsons?

2. I've had enough of pizzas, they're like cardboard but with less flavour.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Try one, you'll like it... okay maybe you won't.

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