Wednesday, August 12, 2015

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 277

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. You can't expect me to pay that much attention to you.

9. Mark, you know Mark, Mark who use to wear the orange t-shirts and didn't care about washing, that one.

8. She's pushing people to the end of their tether.

7. Let's keep it in perspective, it's not as if she is actually stalking you, not yet anyway.

6. The back of Faringdon Road, it backs right onto their.

5. You've got about half an hour, then his phone is going to run out and he's going to be well annoyed.

4. They can't keep the accounts secret, it's a matter of public record.

3. I fall asleep as soon as I get on the settee.

2. Ribena, I mean who actually drinks it, it's so strong, does it stain the inside of the boxes.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Am I on speakerphone, hello everyone on the bus.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

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