Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 280

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10. There'll always be someone that comes along and invents something.

9. Not the best start but we'll see what happens.

8. They've only got 3 points, it's not like you can get out the champagne and all that.

7. Is that a Swindon number?

6. This goes the same way as the 13, you're okay.

5. Only Sam knows what I'm like when I come home drunk, it's not pretty.

4. No, it's gonna rain all day, take the brolly.

3. 10 real ales, and 5 fake ones.

2. You can sit here for 4 minutes, we're ahead of time, switch off your engine.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. She says she speaks Spanish, but I'm convinced she's not quite as convincing as she makes out.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.