Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 323

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10. That's a nice name for the wrong spelling.

9. Yes I'm in charge now, what a shocker.

8. I thought he'd only agreed to be with her for as long as it took to get another job.

7. You'll need a plumber to fix it, I've never been very good with pipes.

6. Very kind, can I have the bit with the cheese on it?

5. He's resigned, now we've got Trump's double waiting in the wings to move in.

4. Usually when they're whispering I can hear them in the next room.

3. Cornwall voted out, now they're asking for their EU money to continue.

2. Turns out she's not entitled to vote.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Are we spiralising the carrots or buying them pre-spiralised?

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10. You've got less chance of eating something nice from Burger King.

9. I believe that he knows what he's doing most of the time.

8. I returned it after I wore it all weekend.

7. She screamed at me, chucked everything out the window and kicked me out, she just doesn't get it mate.

6. Take a moment and think about how stupid you sound.

5. Cheese, that's what it's all about.

4. Save your money for a change, you've never got any left come Friday.

3. Maybe there are more important things than your boyfriend's ego.

2. Karen reckons it's only a matter of time before it all gets exposed by the audit.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Well Steve, cars don't drive themselves do they?

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10. But that's what I'm allergic to too.

9. It's all about weddings it seems, at massive expense.

8. It's not something I like to see on TV.

7. I saw him walking towards me so I dived into Specsavers.

6. Sandra doesn't have to prove anything she's just got to do her job like everyone else.

5. I'm trying to be creative but I just can't think in a marketing perspective.

4. He said he was going to take me over to meet his family, so it appears there's life in it yet.

3. We went for lunch in Subway, yeah I know, so romantic.

2. You took me by surprise, I thought this was a double-decker.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. And that's when I had my first knickerbocker glory.

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10. Why's no-one called Percy anymore?

9. I have been unfairly treated.

8. Yes it is I.

7. Terrible when you think what her kids are like too.

6. They're not magic, he just likes to show off.

5. Is that thunder?

4. It's gone back to every 12 minutes, can't say I'm impressed, but I'm not surprised.

3. So dark it could be nine at night.

2. I've told you again and again, I just can't wear leggings.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I took video to prove what he's doing and I'm going to show it to him when he next tries it.

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