Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 322

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10. You've got less chance of eating something nice from Burger King.

9. I believe that he knows what he's doing most of the time.

8. I returned it after I wore it all weekend.

7. She screamed at me, chucked everything out the window and kicked me out, she just doesn't get it mate.

6. Take a moment and think about how stupid you sound.

5. Cheese, that's what it's all about.

4. Save your money for a change, you've never got any left come Friday.

3. Maybe there are more important things than your boyfriend's ego.

2. Karen reckons it's only a matter of time before it all gets exposed by the audit.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Well Steve, cars don't drive themselves do they?

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.