Saturday, August 05, 2017

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 378

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. I've had quite enough of your negative attitude.

9. Told you before, you take a size bigger than that.

8. She kept saying how amazing he was, even after he left her.

7. The job is 45 hours a week and is a real easy one.

6. But I want to upgrade without paying any more since they're already ripping me off.

5. They've planned to do nothing during the holidays, which I think is the way to go.

4. Technically I was right and he just can't stand it, I do keep lording it over him.

3. No, it's all one way, you can't go down there, well you'll get laughed at if nothing else.

2. Spain they went to, her kids got burnt, she didn't care.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I'm convinced that flat is haunted, I've had my pants thrown around the room before.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

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