Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 381

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10. Their speed to weight ratio is something else.

9. It got covered in mud, so I had to chuck it out and replace it with a wooden pole.

8. There's going to be some announcement made to regulars and it's not going to be good.

7. Flames on it make it look like it's going faster, and on fire.

6. She got bought lollipops, it was rather sweet.

5. Being there is not the same as it was when he was alive.

4. Katy Perry is not someone I would associate with.

3. They're going to cut our department, I can't see councillors wiping people's arses, but that's the only ones that's going to be left soon to do.

2. I started at 6 and I'm on till 4, it's all overtime.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. The Snapchat is the same, but with an 'l' and a 'g'.

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