Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 379

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10. But you can't park it because you'll just get the doors smashed to pieces.

9. A foot long, I've never needed such size.

8. You're very posh for someone who lives in a flat.

7. I didn't read that post, there was a video of a giraffe instead that I got dragged into.

6. It's all mind games and he knows exactly what he's doing.

5. The diet is only half the story.

4. It comes and goes, but mainly goes.

3. Tell me about Dylan, does he really think he's going to win the match?

2. I don't know the answer, but I think it's about your attitude towards self.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. He ran across two lanes of traffic, pressed the open button and ran off giggling like a three year old, sod.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.