Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 383

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10. No fish, no pinot.

9. He keeps coming home smelling of perfume that's not his own.

8. It was clattering all night, I nearly complained.

7. She couldn't get any in her size, so she's sent them back with last year's on.

6. There's no point in eating it if it's only a little bit warm.

5. It was so windy my gazebo started to lean.

4. It's something to do with gravity, but I don't understand it.

3. Older but not necessarily better when you consider how out of date it is.

2. I don't understand what my identity is.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Leona Lewis did alright. Alright, she's done more than alright!

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