Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 385

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10. The hours really are slipping by.

9. If it depends on Des then we're all going to be in big trouble.

8. I could barely hear it, it was that low.

7. Did you see that in that window, she had just a hat on.

6. There was a scream that sounded like he was being tickled.

5. Me leaving is for the best when it's all said and done.

4. It got thrown up and over and right towards the front door.

3. There was a small guitar left in the room and the next day someone had taken it.

2. Tightened so tight I couldn't feel a thing below my neck.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It's delayed for another few weeks, they didn't realise how old the road is, could have looked on an old map, twats.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.