Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 409

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10. There's no evidence to suggest anyone knows.

9. Talent, what talent?

8. The wallet was empty, so I just took my cards with me.

7. This is a total joke.

6. Social, I really hate it, it's not social at all when you really think about it.

5. Except for the details in the email, I think it's a front for trouble.

4. We're a long way from negotiations.

3. I keep bumping into her at the bus station, it's very awkward.

2. It buzzes even when I just turn it from upright to side on.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. But it's so shiny I have to cover it up at night.

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