Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 410

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10. We need to spread it around.

9. It keeps cropping up now and again.

8. It's not a skirt, but it says it is.

7. I've got me Jaffa Cakes, so I'm all set.

6. I couldn't believe how warm it was, I put on my thin coat.

5. He only wears branded-underpants.

4. Holistically is a business word for not properly solving the problem.

3. But Tesco always leaves me with a sour taste.

2. I wouldn't really call Kingshill a hill, more a mound.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It's a critical relationship.

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