Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 411

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10. Lets keep thinking of ways I can make him understand what I mean.

9. But there's no chocolate about.

8. If that news comes out then it's game over for them.

7. He always brings it at the last moment and never takes it away for months.

6. She'll come round and she'll just sit and drink tea and not help.

5. I don't think they'll be able to sell them at the current price.

4. It's not mid-Victorian.

3. This dress keeps creasing in the wrong places.

2. Running it themselves looks like a plan for disaster.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Worse case scenario, I fall off and die they think.

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