Sunday, April 15, 2018

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 414

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. Keep it realistic, no one wears those anymore.

9. Peanuts should be outlawed for being so incredibly boring.

8. I expect nothing less from you.

7. I hid behind the door and waited until they'd gone away.

6. Once they finish at that junction they start on the other one which finishes just in time for my retirement.

5. Honda are not going to hang around if it doesn't get sorted.

4. They swarmed, then I ran, then I woke up.

3. Cheese should taste less gritty than that.

2. Mule heels are hell, just pure hell, sent from the devil to kill my feet.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. We can't decide what to get them until we know their colour-scheme.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

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