Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 476

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10. There's so little water left even then.

9. He'll never turn up for work again, that's the last we'll know of him.

8. Burgers to stack to high heaven.

7. She scored 73 then didn't play again for the rest of the season.

6. The information I was provided with proved to me that they did not really care about it.

5. I'll give him a really hard time and maybe Darren will see sense.

4. But the script I had didn't have the latest changes in it.

3. All she talked about was herself for the whole dinner.

2. If he thinks he can sort this mess out, let him fail at it and he can crawl back into his hole.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. The cats were having their own flight club after hours in the garden.

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10. Why don't you move it to where I can't see it?

9. There was a loud sound, a pause, then I don't remember what happened next.

8. You put this smelly puree in it to finish it off.

7. She lives opposite the park, so keeps any eye on everyone else's business.

6. Your perspective is different to my perspective though.

5. The chocolate was nice, but nothing to write home about.

4. I expected just that amount of indifference from him.

3. No, the next one, the one after this, no the one after this.

2. The air gets all stick, it all heats up and I can't stand it.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. They were just selling a load of tat, you should have seen the price labels on some of it.

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10. I'm not sure whether to keep the attachments or not.

9. What would you make of me just leaving right now?

8. I don't know, you're better at these things than me.

7. I seem to have ended up with one too few of the metal bits.

6. When you've been talking too much it always takes you about ten minutes to realise.

5. I had to buy twice as long to cover up the identical same area.

4. The food was appalling, I've never seen chicken like that before.

3. You can say whatever you want, but on reflection I won't mind really.

2. I'm going to the tills now to make payment, exeunt.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Keeping things all bottled up never helped, look at any serial killer to see how that worked out.

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10. Is it two legs or one, I'm confused?

9. Did Chris Evans actually make an appearance?

8. He's not going to touch it if it's not easy to reach.

7. The water was flowing down so fast we couldn't sweep it away.

6. That type of dirt will get everywhere, it was never like that at my old place.

5. Put it on toast, fantastic.

4.  It got set on fire, but it wouldn't catch, which tells you something.

3. Whey, I mean, what is it really?

2. Don't look so pleased with yourself. every normal person does it.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It was all made up, I thought I was watching a really bad student programme.

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10. So wait, you're not getting married?

9. This is what I've chosen for you, it's an extra large.

8. There's chicken bits in the freezer if you get desperate.

7. I'm always the last one to know about these aspects of controversy.

6. How are you feeling about the changes to the buying section?

5. I went in there and all I wanted was a pair of tweezers and I came out with a basket.

4. They had really thickly cut ham that was on the edge of going off before the weekend.

3. It looks like a cake, but when you take it out of the box it appears like a trifle.

2. Teenagers deserve a break, they'd got to put up with us.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. My mum is not happy about it one little bit.

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