Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 474

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10. I'm not sure whether to keep the attachments or not.

9. What would you make of me just leaving right now?

8. I don't know, you're better at these things than me.

7. I seem to have ended up with one too few of the metal bits.

6. When you've been talking too much it always takes you about ten minutes to realise.

5. I had to buy twice as long to cover up the identical same area.

4. The food was appalling, I've never seen chicken like that before.

3. You can say whatever you want, but on reflection I won't mind really.

2. I'm going to the tills now to make payment, exeunt.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Keeping things all bottled up never helped, look at any serial killer to see how that worked out.

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