Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 476

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10. There's so little water left even then.

9. He'll never turn up for work again, that's the last we'll know of him.

8. Burgers to stack to high heaven.

7. She scored 73 then didn't play again for the rest of the season.

6. The information I was provided with proved to me that they did not really care about it.

5. I'll give him a really hard time and maybe Darren will see sense.

4. But the script I had didn't have the latest changes in it.

3. All she talked about was herself for the whole dinner.

2. If he thinks he can sort this mess out, let him fail at it and he can crawl back into his hole.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. The cats were having their own flight club after hours in the garden.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.