Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 475

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10. Why don't you move it to where I can't see it?

9. There was a loud sound, a pause, then I don't remember what happened next.

8. You put this smelly puree in it to finish it off.

7. She lives opposite the park, so keeps any eye on everyone else's business.

6. Your perspective is different to my perspective though.

5. The chocolate was nice, but nothing to write home about.

4. I expected just that amount of indifference from him.

3. No, the next one, the one after this, no the one after this.

2. The air gets all stick, it all heats up and I can't stand it.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. They were just selling a load of tat, you should have seen the price labels on some of it.

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