Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 484

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10. It picks it all to bits.

9. He's lying, he's been lying since he took over.

8. I assume I'm now allowed to ask a question now?

7. If someone doesn't want to do it, you can't make them.

6. Jumping up and down will make no difference.

5. They're going to build an extension to the extension.

4. Jason keeps making strange noises in the mornings.

3. I saw him, plain as day, walk passed the stop.

2. You better not hold your breath and hope for a change.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. The last time I had a hot cup of tea was 1987.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.