Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 535

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9. That cake was all I had for breakfast, and it's full of fruit.

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7. That sheaf is as much as I'll ever need.

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5. If that was a compliment, it could be taken the wrong way.

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3. I just wore a hat and said I was in fancy dress.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. They've changed where they put the pants, I thought it looked different.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 534

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9. There was a bitter argument going on when I went along early this morning.

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7. It's not so much a light as a beacon of attention.

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5. Who actually eats that flavour of crisp?

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3. They said they'd pick it up, on a Sunday.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I need reminding before it gets too much.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 533

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9. You're the only person I know who looks better in a mask.

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7. His sorry has been heard and commented on as far as Exeter.

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5. But if they add it to the curve later, it doesn't count in the same way.

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3. That fudge was way out of date.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Live by the sword, die by the Instagram.

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The Swindon Town Tory Coup-Step

 The silly season is upon us, but for the Conservative group in charge of Swindon Borough Council that means all seasons. 

Evidence of which is clear with the previously Tory, then independent and now nearly Tory again Haydon Wick councillor Oliver Donachie. All in the space of roughly 3 months. What's even stranger is that the Conservative group has voted (closely) to readmit him to the party, despite calling the current leader "lethargic" and "asleep at the wheel", he hasn't apologised or answered questions from fellow members, claims one member of the group.

But they still voted to readmit him. Is something else afoot? Has anyone seen Donachie measuring for new curtains in the Tory leader's office?

Current Conservative Leader David Renard says an announcement will be made when the "group is satisfied the applicant will uphold the highest standards of group membership".

Whatever they might be.

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 532

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9. Keep her as far away from Sally as you can, even on video chat, she doesn't like the boxes near each other.

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7. There's a lot of wind up that bum.

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5. She use to sing at Christmas and on Bank Holidays.

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3. It was really uncomfortable, but then I just took off my trousers.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I wish I had a magic machine that could move them all.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 531

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

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9. She had the mask over where you shouldn't put a mask.

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7. When it dropped people went crazy like cats.

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5.That jingling bell sounds like a magic trick.

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3. I've gone back to my old habits Steve, there's squash in my bottles.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I'll have to think about a proposal as saucy as that.

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