Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 532

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9. Keep her as far away from Sally as you can, even on video chat, she doesn't like the boxes near each other.

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7. There's a lot of wind up that bum.

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5. She use to sing at Christmas and on Bank Holidays.

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3. It was really uncomfortable, but then I just took off my trousers.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I wish I had a magic machine that could move them all.

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