Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 533

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9. You're the only person I know who looks better in a mask.

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7. His sorry has been heard and commented on as far as Exeter.

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5. But if they add it to the curve later, it doesn't count in the same way.

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3. That fudge was way out of date.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Live by the sword, die by the Instagram.

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