Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 535

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9. That cake was all I had for breakfast, and it's full of fruit.

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7. That sheaf is as much as I'll ever need.

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5. If that was a compliment, it could be taken the wrong way.

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3. I just wore a hat and said I was in fancy dress.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. They've changed where they put the pants, I thought it looked different.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.