Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 538

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9. All I could hear was his strange tapping, then it went off.

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7. I thought they were a con until I won one.

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5. Keep going along until you find the screw.

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3. He keeps on at him for losing interest in the story.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I'll gaffer tape that thing onto his nose if he keeps moving it.

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