Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 541

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9. I'm far enough way to hear, but not be stung.

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7. Karen doesn't know how to count, she was raised by non-numerical parents.

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5. If he doesn't win, I'll burst out crying.

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3. She didn't nick them, they gave them to her.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Keep all those cakes behind the bag.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 540

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9. You can't dictate to me.

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7. I'm not a fan of unpredicted chocolate.

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5. You may ask why I wear them, because no-one else will.

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3. Is there another route I can take by the field?

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Roughly speaking, it sounds like a con trick.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 539

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9. I never hear the same cries I use to growing up.

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7. The one with the pin round the edge isn't as floury as it looks.

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5. Sam has a very specific way of doing everything.

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3. I was carting round fresh air all day.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I think I'm allergic to stupidity, look at this rash.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 538

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9. All I could hear was his strange tapping, then it went off.

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7. I thought they were a con until I won one.

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5. Keep going along until you find the screw.

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3. He keeps on at him for losing interest in the story.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I'll gaffer tape that thing onto his nose if he keeps moving it.

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