Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 541

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9. I'm far enough way to hear, but not be stung.

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7. Karen doesn't know how to count, she was raised by non-numerical parents.

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5. If he doesn't win, I'll burst out crying.

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3. She didn't nick them, they gave them to her.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Keep all those cakes behind the bag.

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