Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 539

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9. I never hear the same cries I use to growing up.

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7. The one with the pin round the edge isn't as floury as it looks.

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5. Sam has a very specific way of doing everything.

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3. I was carting round fresh air all day.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I think I'm allergic to stupidity, look at this rash.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.