Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 552

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9. Looks like if that closes it'll just fall down itself.

8.

7. The garden is big enough to stay away from her even when it's over.

6.

5. She'a always mispronouncing words.

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3. Ah yes, that seat's out of use until next year.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It's like an elephant trap, but auntie-shaped.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 551

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9. No, I've had enough of the smell of stale beer.

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7. If you keep crying, I'm getting off.

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5. What's that down there, a dayrider?

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3. Someone just left it to fester.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Oh I've forgotten the gammon, he won't mind.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 550

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9. You can't keep a bad idea quiet.

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7. You know when you can just see something bad starting to happen.

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5. It was so repetitive I ended up nodding off.

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3. There were ice-skates, oranges and a sense of doom.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. There can't be one person which doesn't recognise the rank stupidity of him.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 549

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10.

9. What do you think he is, a flying singer? 

8.

7. You can't keep a good guinea pig down.

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5. They had them piled as tall as the side of our garage in the sweet aisle. 

4.

3. The mask makes her ears look more prominent.

2.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I was snorting into my Berocca.

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