Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 552

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own (socially-distanced) version for Swindon's buses from last week.

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9. Looks like if that closes it'll just fall down itself.

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7. The garden is big enough to stay away from her even when it's over.

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5. She'a always mispronouncing words.

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3. Ah yes, that seat's out of use until next year.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It's like an elephant trap, but auntie-shaped.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.