Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 549

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own (socially-distanced) version for Swindon's buses from last week.

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9. What do you think he is, a flying singer? 

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7. You can't keep a good guinea pig down.

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5. They had them piled as tall as the side of our garage in the sweet aisle. 

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3. The mask makes her ears look more prominent.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I was snorting into my Berocca.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.