Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 551

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own (socially-distanced) version for Swindon's buses from last week.

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9. No, I've had enough of the smell of stale beer.

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7. If you keep crying, I'm getting off.

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5. What's that down there, a dayrider?

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3. Someone just left it to fester.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Oh I've forgotten the gammon, he won't mind.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.