Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 563

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9. You can buy them without the chocolate on at Asda, they're a cut above.

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7. He's motivated, but only for a short distance.

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5. Every time he talks about her I want to shake him and say 'move on'.

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3. And all that's left is a lonely, hollow feeling.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. There's no need to be needlessly aggressive, unless there's a need.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 562

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9. I've eaten so many biscuits recently I think I crunch when I sit down.

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7. That cloud is very oppressive when you look at it for a while.

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5. Clearly, he did not think through how thinking would factor in it.

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3. Don't think for a second that I'm interested in TV at all.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. You can't compare apples and other types of apples.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 561

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9. Those flowers look so colourful, almost like they're painted on.

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7. Keeping it in the family in a different meaning.

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5. I expect that he will look exactly the same, no change for a whole year.

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3. It's all takeaways and apps these days.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I can hear a whispering in the morning.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 560

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9. I hold out that eventually, they'll realise they built it in the wrong place.

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7. It's just all plastic crap but people still buy it.

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5. Keep thinking it's the biscuits that will do me in.

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3. I didn't have a single person on here for an hour, I could have stayed in bed.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. That statue doesn't look like him, the mouth is from someone else.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last) Week ; 559

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9. That look with the long bits never suited you.

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7. There's less the authorities can do when it's done en masse.

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5. I hear they want to divert them all by the main road and make everyone queue up at the big roundabout.

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3. He's been sulking around at home since Christmas.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. The wine ended up all over the dog.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last, Last) Week ; 558

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9. The hair gets in places I never knew.

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7. It's all fried chicken and chips down out street.

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5. It looked like it was closing, but is still open.

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3. Not that bridge, no, not that bridge.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It'll mean everything to her and nothing to you.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last, Last, Last) Week ; 557

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9. I didn't stay up, I didn't see any excitement in it.

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7. They fake being happy.

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5. That drilling started and went on til one o'clock.

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3. It's so long since the last one, it'll be all saggy.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. A town with 200,000 people and only one Burger King, tells you all you need to know.

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