Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 563

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own (socially-distanced) version for Swindon's buses from last week.

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9. You can buy them without the chocolate on at Asda, they're a cut above.

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7. He's motivated, but only for a short distance.

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5. Every time he talks about her I want to shake him and say 'move on'.

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3. And all that's left is a lonely, hollow feeling.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. There's no need to be needlessly aggressive, unless there's a need.

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