Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last, Last, Last) Week ; 557

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own (socially-distanced) version for Swindon's buses from last week.

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9. I didn't stay up, I didn't see any excitement in it.

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7. They fake being happy.

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5. That drilling started and went on til one o'clock.

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3. It's so long since the last one, it'll be all saggy.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. A town with 200,000 people and only one Burger King, tells you all you need to know.

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