Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 562

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own (socially-distanced) version for Swindon's buses from last week.

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9. I've eaten so many biscuits recently I think I crunch when I sit down.

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7. That cloud is very oppressive when you look at it for a while.

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5. Clearly, he did not think through how thinking would factor in it.

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3. Don't think for a second that I'm interested in TV at all.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. You can't compare apples and other types of apples.

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