Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 576

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9. It's about as surprising as that tint in your hair.

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7. I reckon he'll delay, then he'll quit and get divorced.

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5. The way they're going, they'll lose their tops.

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3. It was yellow and moving very fast, but it could have been a banana on wheels.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. You can't corrupt me, you're about 50 years too late.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 575

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9. It's so light in the mornings I don't need to put the light on to look for one of my kids.

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7. He listened with both ears, but one's all mashed up.

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5. I've only just put away my big jumper.

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3. Taking it one step at a time will take longer than I've got patience.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Just because you make it sound all cutesy, it doesn't mean I'm going to like what you say.

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Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 574

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9. He's progressively taking over the street with cobbling.

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7. If it's got walls then it's classed as indoors.

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5. When we got there they'd sold out of all the proper-sized ones, we had to get fun-sized.

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3. I wouldn't trust him to run a generator.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Kay has aligned herself with Phil's brother-in-law, even though the law would question that definition of family-link.

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