Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 574

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own (socially-distanced) version for Swindon's buses from last week.

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9. He's progressively taking over the street with cobbling.

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7. If it's got walls then it's classed as indoors.

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5. When we got there they'd sold out of all the proper-sized ones, we had to get fun-sized.

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3. I wouldn't trust him to run a generator.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Kay has aligned herself with Phil's brother-in-law, even though the law would question that definition of family-link.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.