Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 575

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own (socially-distanced) version for Swindon's buses from last week.

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9. It's so light in the mornings I don't need to put the light on to look for one of my kids.

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7. He listened with both ears, but one's all mashed up.

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5. I've only just put away my big jumper.

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3. Taking it one step at a time will take longer than I've got patience.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Just because you make it sound all cutesy, it doesn't mean I'm going to like what you say.

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