Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 576

Click here for the original at this brilliant idea, here's our own (socially-distanced) version for Swindon's buses from last week.

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9. It's about as surprising as that tint in your hair.

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7. I reckon he'll delay, then he'll quit and get divorced.

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5. The way they're going, they'll lose their tops.

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3. It was yellow and moving very fast, but it could have been a banana on wheels.

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And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. You can't corrupt me, you're about 50 years too late.

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