Monday, December 01, 2008

Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 79

Click here for the original and still the best at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. Miming is not singing, no matter where or when.

9. It's a signal to noise.

8. She did it and she liked it.

7. I thought it would be quite rough, but they both smoothed it over by Monday afternoon.

6. Get granulated, it's full of vitamin E, excellent for lots of things.

5. If you can't afford to buy stuff, then don't.

4. The only way he can measure himself is by how much he earns, he's about two decades too late.

3. He's playing an old, militant gay ; he was born for that role.

2. Comedy is the best way of getting through Christmas, the winter and the recession.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. No matter how many times he begged, the director wouldn't let him take off his shirt.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

1 comment:

Sean Wilson said...

"Don't call me a chav"