Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 138

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10. I had belief, but it wasn't enough.

9. The ring has gone and she is seeing other men.

8. Frost on the inside, yes, inside.

7. The backdoor is not somewhere you ever want to be.

6. Another goal and the same thing happened.

5. I've seen more inspiring stuff on Channel 5 than that.

4. Slap him and get it over with.

3. Out to lunch dar-ling!

2. It's the most important thing I've ever done and nobody knows.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. There's rumblings afoot in the Civic Offices, hold on for the earthquake.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.