Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 140

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10. It was flaming like Tony on a night out.

9. Grab hold of it, you'll regret it otherwise.

8. Sandra wasn't even able to identify a sweet potato with a significant degree of accuracy.

7. Isn't one of those stolen Dubai passports from Coleview?

6. If he wants me, he'll have to get down and beg.

5. She came into work without a bra on this morning, hardly anyone noticed apart from the entire delivery bay.

4. No, tsunami isn't a type of sushi.

3. Apparently, I was being sarcastic, it's not that, I just don't care.

2. Back-seat!

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Move over here, before a piece of grade II* listed masonry falls on your head.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.