Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 143

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10. I think he's run away with his own ego.

9. The whole thing is imploding like a Bond villian's volcano hideout.

8. I went and asked for a £450,000 loan and they laughed in my face.

7. Talk about a dropped connection.

6. The signal is weak in this one.

5. Egotistical, grandstanding, and out of touch and that's just locally!

4. Ignore the electorate at your peril.

3. Transparency isn't important is like saying that locks on bank safes are an optional extra.

2. 3 people making a decision, rather than the whole council, why?

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. So, when's the vote of no confidence?

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