Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 141

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10. As near, as makes no difference, my memory's come back.

9. You've got to put a spoke in their wheel.

8. Friend of my Father's.

7. The situation is extremely sensitive.

6. He certainly did not, how dare you!

5. She's about as funny as an ITV sitcom.

4. Friendship is a word he can neither spell, nor knows the definition of.

3. That line is so tired.

2. Have you tried shaking it until they all start rattling?

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. But this is good quality, from Primark, this won't fall apart.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.