Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 144

"Correct change only please and lifejackets are under your seats."

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10. And they created a monster.

9. I'm dizzy, I need air.

8. Are you like a crazy person?

7. We re being buried beneath an avalanche of your inadequacies, Mary.

6. Yes, he's naughty, yes, he's a liar.

5. You're not really working as a team, remember?

4. This has gone far too far.

3. Are you ready for it? Are you ready for it?

2. Does it have a happy ending?

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. But again, truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty you need only look into a mirror.

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