Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 158

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10. 15 buns for you and none for me.

9. Head across the pond.

8. He remained unmoved.

7. We'll have to wait and see what floats to the surface.

6. Bikers demand far more respect.

5. The University of Pompous Arses.

4. You should design yourself a way out of that hole you've dug.

3. Jacket potatoes, god I love them!

2. It's frightening, put it away.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. A fresh pot of tea and a slice of cake for your pain.

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