Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 160

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10. This is the end for all who use iPhones.

9. It was nearly four pounds, just for that.

8. There's litter everywhere, what is this, Gotham City?

7. Slow down, so who's Jacob and why can't she just choose one?

6. The label says I'm fully edible.

5. The last one you can catch before they swap over, 3 minutes.

4. I expect them to ask for more help once the next quarter begins.

3. Her she comes, looking like she gives a damn.

2. The money saved can be invested wisely, in shoes.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. She doesn't want to disgrace herself before term starts.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.