Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 161

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10. I suspect he's really an arse.

9. Those reports need to be finished in the next 2 hours.

8. I guess he'll take the money out of petty cash and replace it with a mouldy banana.

7. This seat doesn't give you as good a view.

6. Tropical storm Clive is now approaching Broome Manor.

5. Not there, there.

4. I got you a timetable, under the cucumber.

3. Even Sarah wouldn't eat it, so it must have been bad.

2. We need to move forward on this.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. We walked up it, cos I don't know when we'll be back, and who knows what'll happen in the future.

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