Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 165

Click here for the original and still the best at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. I can't remember what name was used, but it included many f's.

9. Did you get that second insulting text as well?

8. I'm keen to see something, anything, involving cooking in that kitchen.

7. It was clear we're heading for Disney.

6. You need scatter-rugs and a personality.

5. Mixed, baked and thoroughly cheesed-off.

4. Get David, ask him, then go totally the other way.

3. Everyone can respond to.

2. Charlotte's not been seen since March, she could have been cut back, it's a long name badge to produce.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Pick it up, run with it, slow down, collapse, job done.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 164

Click here for the original and still the best at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. Go after him and see if he runs off.

9. Extend them to the top three percent and we could all have double-glazing.

8. It's a fourth plank, good looking, but ultimately useless.

7. Don't tell me fine dining involves anything you can microwave.

6. A fire tornado, aren't they being phased out?

5. It's the week after, then all things will become humdrum routine.

4. Finally to Liden.

3. You need a better excuse to not go than that.

2. Accept what was said, slash all his clothes and move on.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. At least in Wales I know where I stand.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 163

Click here for the original and still the best at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. He didn't have a stich on.

9. They've never got anything in apart from biscuits, ready meals and an attitude.

8. It's articulated, like them buses.

7. Owned by the holding company, using the old name, managed by the Swiss.

6. I'm taking it all off for a 3rd time now.

5. It's a whole new World.

4. Even I fancy him and I'm not into the men.

3. Right now, it's happening, NOW!

2. Put that earpiece down and listen.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I'm speaking with the greatest of sincerity, but you're a boring git.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

Confirmed - Wi-Fi Scheme Has NO Paying Customers

This scheme has all the shades of The Simpson's Monorail episode.

The open secret about the commercial success of Digital City's venture (using £450,000 of council money) has been confirmed by this article.

There are no paying customers for the business, those people in Highworth are only using the free one at present. The article gives the indication that Digital City haven't chosen to launch the pay service because of the problems encountered in Highworth (the hills and the lack of lamposts)

Swindon Centric Says ; "The name's Lanley, Lyle Lanley and I come before you good people today with an idea..."If Leonard Nimoy doesn't turn up soon, we'll not be happy.

Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 162

Click here for the original and still the best at this brilliant idea, here's our own version for Swindon's buses from last week.

10. It was right out in the countryside.

9. There was absolutely nothing special about it.

8. The open air, with a sniff of a gherkin for added spice.

7. Use the spotlight, then you can make it seem very worrying.

6. I've actually invaded your brain and implanted that idea, so I claim it for myself.

5. Bending and warped, I'm worried it might fall out of it's slot and ruin everything.

4. Get comfortable, I've got a story to tell you.

3. How does it work, do you have to hand your self-respect in at the door.

2. I'm worth perhaps 17 times more than her mid-level management babbleness.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. The odds have strangely lined up in her favour, this never happens.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.